jen!

Hi, i'm jen. 21 yr old from New Hampshire who loves disney, art,& THEATER

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How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING ALL MY LIFE?! Also, my boyfriend has never eaten a scrambled egg, or even an egg, ever. Weirdo.

He makes cooking SCRAMBLED EGGS an art. GOD

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lefiguier:

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When he found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. He begged Mr. Burns for his old life back and put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked him where all of Maggie’s baby pictures went, he explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

WHAT THE HELL I’M CRYING???

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THE LIGHTS ARE MOVING OMFG

wow, what a view

I’ve seen only the first half of the image and thought “ugh, what a stupid black picture” but then I scrolled down and saw the lights - “wow”

If you zoom in or look closely you can see the stars wow this is amazing

I totally thought that was just dust on my laptop screen ^

This picture is my life.

(Source: donttalkbutobserve, via misswendy-bird)